Episode 138: Bobber’s Best Q Ever 😆🙌

Conditions 🌞

Clear, sunny, and a crisp 60 degrees—perfect for sweating it out while Bobber slept in. 😴

PAX 💪

Jobs, Jake, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine. Bobber was slated to Q but apparently had a hot date with his pillow. 🛌 Copy Machine declared this “Bobber’s Best Q Ever” for his stellar absence. 👑

Warm-Up 🏃‍♂️

With Bobber AWOL, we kicked off with a prayer 🙏 and took turns picking warm-ups like a fitness potluck. The menu included:

• Imperial Walkers (because we’re fancy rebels) 🚶‍♂️
• Seal Claps (clap like you mean it) 👏
• Hillbilly Walkers (yee-haw, core engaged) 🤠
• Slow Squats (feel the burn, savor the pain) 🍑
• Arm Circles (forward, backward, like confused windmills) 🌬️
• TTT (touch those toes, or at least try) 🧘‍♂️
• Sticky Butt Kickers (because regular ones are too mainstream) 😜

The Thang 💥

No Bobber, no problem. We went full democracy with 11’s, each PAX picking their poison. Here’s the pain parade:

• Jobs: Pull Ups & Mericans (upper body ego check) 💪😤
• Copy Machine: Dips & Monkey Humpers (glutes on parade) 🦍🙈
• Ghost Rider: LBCs & Rosalitas (core so sore we cried) 😖🌮
• Jake: Calf Raises & J-Los (legs and abs, oh my!) 🦵😎

Plot twist: Jake’s set got cut short because time is a harsh critic. ⏰

Moleskin & Wisdom 🤔

Nada. Zip. Zilch. We were too busy laughing at Bobber’s “Q” to philosophize. 😆

Close 🙏

Wrapped it up with a prayer and BOM, because even without Bobber, we’ve got soul. ✨