Date: This Morning
Q: Jester
PAX: Jobs, Jester, Spam, Zima, Zippo*, Gutterball, Futon, Chicken Jockey, Woz, Daisy, Crampon, Bobber
DISCLAIMER
PRAYER
COP
Ssh
etch
imperial walker
hillbilly walker
ttt
mtn man pooper
sticky butt kicker
lbac
seal clap
THE THANG
The Thang
Thang 1 – Coupon Symphony of Suffering
Four complete rounds of:
- 15 Curls
- 15 Swings
- 10 Shoulder Presses
- 15 Squats
- 15 Bent-over Rows
Then a run to the end of the parking lot and back, which we all pretended was “active recovery.”
Thang 2 – Hill Requiem
- 25 Squats
- 20 Merkins
- 15 Sit-ups
- 10 Burpees
Run to the hill’s midpoint and back.
Then reverse the order for a finale that no one asked for but everyone “appreciated.”
MumblechatterNonexistent.
Like, eerily nonexistent.
It was as if we all silently agreed that air was more valuable for survival than words. The sound of coupons hitting the ground was louder than the conversation — a rare occurrence indeed.
Notable Moments
- Zippo slipped out early, leaving us to speculate on whether it was a critical work meeting, a family emergency, or simply a race against the clock that nature always wins.
- Gutterball did not complain out loud (we think), which is somehow more unsettling than hearing him complain.
- Chicken Jockey stayed upright the entire time — a small victory worthy of a slow clap.
MARY
None. Whatsoever
CIRCLE OF TRUST
PRAYER
MOLESKIN
Final Thought
Today was proof that sometimes the most meaningful conversations are the ones we don’t have — mostly because we were too busy gasping for oxygen. Well done, men.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
You’re awesome. I’m awesome. Together we are awesome.

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