Weather: High 50s, clear, rain took a timeout 🙏 PAX: Jester, Spam, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine, Bobber, Woz, Crampon, Jake (8 total, no FNGs… shocker! 😜) very sweet one no no one shot it’s gone Mission Statement To plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration
Author: Jake
Episode 132: Junk Hunks Get Swole! 🛋️💪
Date: May 10, 2025 AO: The Junkyard (Somewhere in F3 Nation) Weather: 45°F, clear as a freshly decluttered garage 🌞 PAX: Jobs, Gutter Ball, Zippo, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine, Bobber, Jake, Futon (FNG!) QIC: Jake Count: 8 Disclaimer & Prayer We started with the F3 disclaimer, noting we’re not pros
Episode 131: Mulch Madness & Million-Dollar Mistakes 💸🪣
Total: 9 Conditions: Clear skies, low 40s, with the sun rising as we wrapped up. ☀️ Disclaimer 🛑 I am not a professional. This is a free, voluntary workout. Please exercise at your own risk and modify as needed. Note: If you thought moving mulch was just child’s play, think
Episode 128: The Tabata Tango 🕺
Wonderful Saturday morning to have a great workout. Since rain was supposed to come, yours truly decided on a Tabata but since it was a wonderful day, we were able to modify a bit. Warm-Up 🔥 Imperial Walkers x 15 IC 🚶♂️ Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 20 IC 🔄
Episode 127: Leg Day Extravaganza 🦵🔥
Wonderful day for a Leg Q Warm-Up 🔥 Imperial Walkers x 15 IC 🚶♂️ Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 15 IC 🔄 Frog Squats x 15 IC 🐸 Etch-A-Stretch x 10 IC ✏️ Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC ⚾ The Thang 💪 Note: After an intense upper body session
Episode 126: The One Where We Ran With and Without Blocks 🏋️♂️
It was a brisk 32°F morning—perfect weather for running around with coupons and questioning life choices. A crew of six HIMs showed up to embrace the suck: Woz, Swamp, Bobber, Crampon, Ghostrider, and Jake. Spirits were high, mostly because movement kept us from freezing solid. The plan? Carry blocks, do
Backblast: The One with the Rainy Pearls 🌧️
What started as a **cool and clear** morning quickly turned into a mid-workout **downpour**. But did we stop? Of course not! We adapted, embraced the gloom, and finished strong. Eight HIM showed up, and while we started dry, we ended up soaked—both from effort and the rain. 🌧️💪 Conditions: Cool,
Episode 124- Freddy from the Block
It was a misty, rainy Thursday morning with the temperature hovering in the high 40s. Perfect weather for a Tabata beatdown. The Q managed to arrive a whole **45 seconds early**, setting a new personal record for punctuality. This was both celebrated and questioned by the PAX. 💨 Despite the
Episode 123: This Old Man Turns the Big 5-0 🎂
On a crisp 20°F morning, five brave souls gathered at Arrowhead to celebrate Jake’s 50th birthday. Despite the frigid temperatures, Sumo defied logic (and perhaps sanity) by sporting shorts. The Q arrived fashionably late, having misplaced his keys—perhaps a sign of the golden years ahead. Nonetheless, the PAX embarked on
Episode 122 – A Tour of Crampon’s New Home 🏠
With a cool morning breeze and the fresh feel of a new home for our beloved Crampon, 10 PAX came out for a workout that took us on a tour around the entire AO. It was a tour with plenty of sweat, laughter, but no nooks or crannies. 🌄💪 DISCLAIMER