On a crisp 20°F morning, five brave souls gathered at Arrowhead to celebrate Jake’s 50th birthday. Despite the frigid temperatures, Sumo defied logic (and perhaps sanity) by sporting shorts. The Q arrived fashionably late, having misplaced his keys—perhaps a sign of the golden years ahead. Nonetheless, the PAX embarked on
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Episode 122 – A Tour of Crampon’s New Home 🏠
With a cool morning breeze and the fresh feel of a new home for our beloved Crampon, 10 PAX came out for a workout that took us on a tour around the entire AO. It was a tour with plenty of sweat, laughter, but no nooks or crannies. 🌄💪 DISCLAIMER
Episode 121: The one where Jake wanted to run a bunch
On a cool, starry morning, 4 PAX gathered under the early morning sky, ready to conquer the hill with our trusty blocks by our side. The workout? A race against time, just like those swift moments that fly by before we know it! 🌌💪 DISCLAIMER Buckle up, y’all! Today’s workout
Episode 120: Luther Style: Reform your workout 💪✝️
On this fine, crisp morning—clear skies, a cool breeze, and the perfect weather for reforming our muscles—11 brave PAX gathered, symbolizing the steadfastness of Luther and his followers. Like Luther’s 95 Theses, we had our list of grievances… mainly with gravity, Jake always late, the cold ground, and Etch in
Episode 119 – The One Where Jake Celebrates the Vols Running Over Bama 🏈🍊🚬
DISCLAIMER Hold on tight, PAX! Just like a goalpost on Rocky Top after a Tennessee win, this workout might come crashing down on you if you’re not careful. 🏟️💥 This is F3, so no one’s getting paid, and no reps come easy. If you feel like Jalen Milroe under pressure,
Episode 120 – The One Where Tennessee Tries to Roll the Tide 🌊🍊and Woz dislocates his finger ☝️💥
With Neyland Stadium set to host Alabama in one of the most anticipated SEC showdowns, the energy for 5 PAX was high—even at our foggy and cool workout! Just like Tennessee football trying to even the series against the Tide, we came out determined to give it our all on
Episode 119 – The One Where Jake is Mad Because He Didn’t Get on the Calendar for September 📅💥
On a cool, starry morning, seven PAX gathered under the night sky, ready to get steamy—literally. The energy was high, and you could see the steam coming off the men as they threw themselves into the workout. 🌌🔥 DISCLAIMERAlright, folks, today’s workout is brought to you by the frustration of
#117: It’s Football Time in Tennessee! 🏈🍂
On a crisp, cool morning, 8 PAX gathered under the bright stadium lights to celebrate the arrival of football season with a workout as intense as a fourth-quarter drive. The new football field was calling, and we answered with enthusiasm and a whole lot of sweat! 🌅💪 DISCLAIMER Today’s workout
Episode 116 – The One Where We Were Inspired by Pig Skin Prognostication 🏈🎲
On a crisp, cool fall morning, eight strong PAX gathered, not just to get physically stronger, but also to brush up on our betting skills—because who doesn’t want to bring home some extra dough for the family? 🍂💪 DISCLAIMER Today’s workout is brought to you by the art of the
The One Where We Were All Olympians 🥇🏃
This morning wasn’t just a workout; it was a celebration of the Olympic spirit within each of us, proving once again that in the heart of every PAX beats the heart of a champion. 🎉💪 In a cool break from the usual August heat, 11 PAX gathered to channel their