Yo, 8 PAX rolled up to the boombox 😎🌞—Copy Machine, Ghost Rider, Jobs, Gutterball, Futon, Steve, Jake, and Chicken Jockey—ready to jam to some retro bangers under a crisp 43°, clear, and sunny sky. The playlist? Straight fire: Never Gonna Give You Up, I Melt With You, Take On Me, Africa,
Author: Jake
Episode 135: Vern’s Tiny Tots Takeover, Part Deux! 🧸🎉
Date: May 22, 2025 PAX: 16 (including 5 spirited 2.0s!) Theme: Kid-Powered Chaos with a Side of Weird Al & PSY 🎶 The morning dawned with the kind of energy only a gaggle of 2.0s can bring—16 PAX strong, including 5 pint-sized powerhouses who turned our workout into a playground
Episode 134: Pistol Pete’s Bayou Beatdown
Backblast: Pistol Pete’s Bayou Beatdown Date: May 17, 2025 AO: Arrowhead (aka the Pistol Pete Maravich Memorial Portico) Conditions: Mid-50s, raining like a Louisiana monsoon 🌧️, then clearing like Death Valley on game day QIC: Jake PAX: Jake (QIC), Swamp, Copy Machine, Bolt, Futon, Mullet (DR from Charlotte), Catfish (FNG)
Episode 133: FNGs Flee the Scene! 😱
Weather: High 50s, clear, rain took a timeout 🙏 PAX: Jester, Spam, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine, Bobber, Woz, Crampon, Jake (8 total, no FNGs… shocker! 😜) very sweet one no no one shot it’s gone Mission Statement To plant, grow, and serve small workout groups for men for the invigoration
Episode 132: Junk Hunks Get Swole! 🛋️💪
Date: May 10, 2025 AO: The Junkyard (Somewhere in F3 Nation) Weather: 45°F, clear as a freshly decluttered garage 🌞 PAX: Jobs, Gutter Ball, Zippo, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine, Bobber, Jake, Futon (FNG!) QIC: Jake Count: 8 Disclaimer & Prayer We started with the F3 disclaimer, noting we’re not pros
Episode 131: Mulch Madness & Million-Dollar Mistakes 💸🪣
Total: 9 Conditions: Clear skies, low 40s, with the sun rising as we wrapped up. ☀️ Disclaimer 🛑 I am not a professional. This is a free, voluntary workout. Please exercise at your own risk and modify as needed. Note: If you thought moving mulch was just child’s play, think
Episode 128: The Tabata Tango 🕺
Wonderful Saturday morning to have a great workout. Since rain was supposed to come, yours truly decided on a Tabata but since it was a wonderful day, we were able to modify a bit. Warm-Up 🔥 Imperial Walkers x 15 IC 🚶♂️ Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 20 IC 🔄
Episode 127: Leg Day Extravaganza 🦵🔥
Wonderful day for a Leg Q Warm-Up 🔥 Imperial Walkers x 15 IC 🚶♂️ Side Straddle Hops (SSH) x 15 IC 🔄 Frog Squats x 15 IC 🐸 Etch-A-Stretch x 10 IC ✏️ Willie Mays Hayes x 10 IC ⚾ The Thang 💪 Note: After an intense upper body session
Episode 126: The One Where We Ran With and Without Blocks 🏋️♂️
It was a brisk 32°F morning—perfect weather for running around with coupons and questioning life choices. A crew of six HIMs showed up to embrace the suck: Woz, Swamp, Bobber, Crampon, Ghostrider, and Jake. Spirits were high, mostly because movement kept us from freezing solid. The plan? Carry blocks, do
Backblast: The One with the Rainy Pearls 🌧️
What started as a **cool and clear** morning quickly turned into a mid-workout **downpour**. But did we stop? Of course not! We adapted, embraced the gloom, and finished strong. Eight HIM showed up, and while we started dry, we ended up soaked—both from effort and the rain. 🌧️💪 Conditions: Cool,