Planting, growing, and serving small workout groups for the invigoration of male community leadership.
Conditions: A crisp 20°F (feeling like a balmy 16°F with that wind chill 🥶). Mostly clear with an occasional snowflake drifting down to remind us we were in a winter wonderland. Perfect conditions to channel our inner USA Men’s Hockey Team and metaphorically check Canada right into the boards. Sorry,
Date: January 15, 2026 AO: Arrowhead – The Portico Icebox Edition 🧊🏛️ Weather: Cloudy, dry, and bone-chilling – 21°F real feel 9°F. We basically worked out inside a walk-in freezer with better lighting 🥶🌬️ PAX Count: 6 brave (or crazy) HIMs who showed up anyway 💪 QIC: Jake – 151st
Date: January 10, 2026 AO: Arrowhead – The Portico of Pain ☔🏛️ Weather: Pouring buckets at 53°F – Mother Nature tried to baptize us early 🌧️🌊 PAX Count: 6 soggy-but-smart HIMs who refused to become human sponges 🧽 QIC: Jake – the guy who said “nah, we’re staying dry today”
7 Pax showed up on a very cool and clear day to revive the Vern. To everyone’s surprise, Jack actually showed up at 5:29 to start on time. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP None THE THANG The Vern: Start with a 3/4 mile run. That is 2 laps around the school staying
Date: January 3, 2026 AO: Arrowhead 🏃♂️ Weather: Clear and cool – perfect for pretending we’re not about to destroy our legs ❄️☀️ PAX Count: 12 HIMs (3 hardcore souls who rucked 2.5 miles pre-workout! 🎒💪) QIC: JAKE Warm-O-Rama 🥵 Legs and cardio on the menu? Better loosen up extra
Date: December 16, 2025 AO: Arrowhead (or wherever we froze our dribbles off!) Weather: Clear skies but a frosty 21 degrees – cold enough to make the basketball bounce funny, or was that just our frozen fingers? ❄️🥶😂 PAX: Jobs, Jester, Woz, Jake, Treble Maker, Copy Machine (6 total –
Date: December 13, 2025 AO: Arrowhead Weather: A bone-chilling 29 degrees and clear – perfect for turning PAX into human popsicles! ❄️🥶 But hey, at least no snow to slip on those cinder blocks… yet. 😂 PAX: Woz, Jobs, Gutter Ball, Copy Machine, Bolt, Treble Maker, Jake (7 total –
Great cold clear morning to work out and later create a Q without any AI help. 23 degrees 🥶🌡️ when yours truly showed up at 6:32 (due solely to 2.1, 2.2, and 2.3’s failure to rise rapidly when Jake awoke them from their slumber 😴💤) to meet 1 FNG, 2
Date: November 22, 2025 AO: Arrowhead – Where the clouds gathered like a Synod debate ☁️🗣️ Weather: Balmy 59°F, cloudy with a chance of divine intervention, then rain hit like Luther’s 95 Theses in the last 5 mins 🌧️⚡ PAX (6 Reformers in Training): Jobs, Bolt, Copy Machine, Jake (QIC,
Date: November 15, 2025 AO: Arrowhead – Where the birds come to judge us 🐦 Weather: Crisp 45°F, stupid clear, birds were straight-up chirping like they paid for front row seats 🐤🎪 PAX (6 absolute legends): Futon, Chicken Jockey, Copy Machine, Bolt, Jobs, Jake (fashionably late, as is tradition) 🏃♂️💨