In a brave attempt to bring socialist principles to the F3 workout, yours truly, orchestrated a session that ended in a humorously dystopian fitness disaster. Spoiler: It was as successful as a Soviet tractor factory. 🚜 Disclaimer: Before embarking on our communal suffering, we were reminded that today’s workout was
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Episode 113: The One Where We Double Date with Dora and Flora 🎉🌳- Celebrating Spam’s First Q
On a morning where the weather graced us as much as the occasion itself, nine PAX gathered to honor the anniversary of Spam’s first Q with a double date featuring Dora and Flora, but with a twist. On July 10, 2021 SPAM took the lead for the first time, threading
Jake’s Episode 112- The One Where There Were No Merkins 🚫💪
On a day when the weather was as uncertain as a Ross and Rachel break-up, the PAX, led by none other than Yours Truly, Jake, faced the elements with not just one, but two killer workouts up the sleeve—because, like true F3 men, we’re always prepared for the unexpected. 🌧️☀️
Backtrack- Episode 110- Looks like I skipped this episode last time
It was supposed to be a day for Ultimate Frisbee 🥏, but thanks to several water slide mishaps 🚑 at last night’s VBS our Q was feeling less than agile. With only four brave PAX showing up and yours truly nursing a colorful souvenir (a spectacular hematoma), we audibled to
Episode 111- Know You Missed Me… 🌧️🏋️♂️
This was supposed to be my first Q since a long absence, but it ended up being my 3rd. I kept the title anyway! A light rain cooled down an otherwise warm end of June in the Tri-Cities, setting the stage for a memorable morning workout. Despite the unexpected weather,
Episode #109: The One Where the Vols Clinch and PAX Pitch Perfectly 🏆⚾
Today’s workout wasn’t just about muscle and sweat; it was a celebration of the Tennessee Vols’ monumental win at the College World Series! Just like my team’s spectacular finish, our PAX brought their A-game, proving once again that we’re more than a workout group; we’re a championship team in the
Episode #108: The One Where PAX Master the Principles 🌟🔄
On a cool and breezy morning, eight stalwart PAX, including Daisy, Ghost Rider, Copy Machine, Bobber, Spam, Ragdoll, Honeysuckle, and Jake, embarked on a circuit odyssey that was not just a workout but a living embodiment of the five core principles of F3. 🌬️🍃 DISCLAIMER Hold onto your workout hats
Episode 107: The One Where the PAX Find Out About Burpees and PBS Runs Circles Around Us 🌀
On a wonderfully humid morning in the low 60s, six brave PAX gathered for a workout that promised to be as epic as any Ross and Rachel saga. 🌤️🍂 Among us was PBS, making a legendary return, literally running circles around us while we delved deep into the world of
Episode #106: The One with All the Merkins 🏋️♂️🧘♂️
On a cool, overcast morning, 11 PAX gathered to test their limits with a workout that was nothing short of a Merkin marathon. 🌥️🍂 DISCLAIMER Today’s workout is a Merkin bonanza. Like Ross trying to pivot a couch, it’s all about technique and effort. Remember, we’re not professional trainers, so
Episode 105: The One with Ross’s Sandwich 🥪🏃♂️
On a crisp morning, with the essence of Thanksgiving still in the air, 8 PAX assembled to tackle a workout as layered and complex as Ross Geller’s famous sandwich. Each exercise was a tribute to the legendary ‘Moist Maker’ that once sent Ross into a frenzy. DISCLAIMER Today, we’re stacking