TIME 0530 WEATHER Warm and humid DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Motivator from 7 Merkins Hillbilly Walkers LBAC’s/Shoulder Pretzels/LBAC’s reverse Don Quixote Squat 3 count hold Peter Parkers Willie Mays Hayes Indian Run around the hospital circle back through Burpee Cove to Merkin Mountain THE THANG YHC just got back from a road trip
Category: Northeast Tennessee
I’m not imPresta.
Three riders challenged, but only two survived a cool, dark, pre-dawn ride on the Tweetsie Trail due to a Presta valve stem failure at launch. Dang, 6mm valve stems. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP THE THANG 10 mile ride down and back, spotting a couple deer, scraping the side of a bridge,
Hill Suicide Ladder
11 PAX found themselves and their coupons in the gloom on a humid 67 degree morning that all but guaranteed a solid sweat. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP TTT – 10 IC WMH – 10 IC LBAC – 10 IC LBAC Rev – 10 IC Merkin – 10 IC Grab a coupon and mosey
Burpees – Lots of them – and other various exercises
26 Pax – Hot and Humid after the rain DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP SSH IC x 20, TTT IC x 10, Merkin IC x 10, Squats IC x 10, Mountain Climber IC x 5, stair lap, Merkin IC x 10, Squats IC x 10 – Mosey to the Hill – OOPS
Go Slow to Get Strong
This workout took place on 06/07/2018, but is being posted over a month late due to several of YHC’s litany of character flaws. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Abe Vigodas x10 IC Motivator from 7 Monkey Humpers x15 IC Hydraulics x10 IC Willie Mayes Hayes x10 IC Valley Merkins x4 Bataan Death
Stairways to Sevens
7 PAX showed up on 7/14 (which is 7+7) for a workout that included 7 stations, each one including completing exercises in a ladder (or stairway) to 7. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Willie Mayes Hayes x10 IC Merkins x10 IC Demotivators (like Motivators except instead of decreasing the reps, we started
Spartan Race Primer
7 Spartan man beasts showed up for a humid and rainy circuit-based training session led by everyone’s friendly snack cake provider – Little Debbie. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Polygonal exercise dice x 10 rounds THE THANG Long mosey around track and up hill back to the field of battle followed by
Clown Car Circuit
Ten Iron Valley faithful defy the rain and show up for a 65° Clown Car Circuit. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP WARMUP Motivators from 7 Through The Tunnel 10 IC 30 Second Plank THE THANG Circuit. Break into 4-6 man teams. Whichever team is on the Log Station is the “clock.” When
4 Cones + 1 and Crawling with “Friends”
TIME: 0530 TEMP: 68 but very, very humid DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Merkins x10IC Squats x15IC SSS x30IC Imperial Walkers x15IC THE THANG Five Cones at varying distance around the track. Mostly because I did not take the time to evenly distribute. But, it gave the workout a interesting dynamic. Let’s
interval running – 20-40-60
16 pax DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP 9 min warm up – 1 lap, SSH IC x 20, TTT IC x 10, WMH IC x 10, 3 min Mosey THE THANG 3 x :20 sec race pace w/1min recovery pace 4 x :40 sec race pace w/1 min recovery pace 8 x