7 of the finest du…ok probably there was really only 6 of the finest; but seven were present to tackle the next challenge 🙄 this week of merkin mania. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Ssh abe vigoda Willy mays hays mtn man pooper imperial walker (imperial walker) lbac seal claps merkins THE
Author: Jester
This was dumb but Zima liked it
Eighty percent of the 10 pax arrived on time, which mean early, so we began precisely at 0530 while the tardy 20% were parking DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Imperial wakers hillbilly walkers ssh abe vigoda ttt sticky butt kickers mtn man poopers lbac seal claps merkins THE THANG After Qing approximately
4,3,2,1
Today is Saturday. It’s 0630, so that means it’s F3 time at Arrowhead and only the most dedicated, hardest working dudes unass themselves from the fart sack and show up. Or they’re just the one’s that didn’t have a scheduling conflict. Either way, 6 of us were present. DISCLAIMER PRAYER
Double digits on a Tuesday
The sky was dark. It felt like a black velvet blanket covering the sky. Meanwhile the fog hung low and think like soup. Well more like chowder or seven some extra spacey chili. The temperature was perfect; well at the very least it wasn’t too hot nor was it too
Big Diomede and Little Diomede
The two islands that separate Russia and Alaska stand approx 2.4 miles (IDK what that is in km, because heck, no one really uses that measurement any way and this is America dang it metric system is dumb) apart in the middle of the Bering Strait, are far less intimidating
1 pax 2 pax 3 pax yeah!
As 0630 was rapidly approaching YHC was imagining how I would look doing this Q solo. THEN, behold out of the gloom two pax appeared as heroes to save the day! DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Ssh imperial walkers ttt sticky butt kickers lbac seal claps mtn man poopers and inch worms
The track is a bit unkept
9 awesome pax, including etch-a-sketch, brought their coupons…well only 8 actually brought a coupon; arrived at arrowhead to begin the day despite YHC being on the Q. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Inch worm (its our CURRENT and yet at the same time future former AOQ’s fav) imperial walker ssh ave vigoda
6 Pax none the richer, but were burdened
6 pax stormed the gates of Arrowhead with coupons in hand…wait, scratch that. 3 pax were on time with coupons at the ready, 3 came in on two wheels and 1 had to borrow a coupon from YHC that he almost took home when we were done. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP
7 Pax strung pearls but didn’t make a necklace
7 pax, mostly on time, and one in a loaner bougie truck, and one missing a beard arrived to get ‘er done. But i think more would have canceled all previous plans if they’d only known how the mighty Jobs would have been posing after Mary had ended… DISCLAIMER PRAYER
If the Q says power skip…pax power skips
10 Pax arrived to a clothing optional workout, and most of them were on time… DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP Ssh abe Vigoda imperial walkers willy mays hays sticky butt kickers seal claps merkins THE THANG Post warm up (which is far different and way better than post Malone) pax moseyed to