episode 185:15 from 200

Date: This Morning

Q: Jester

PAX: Jobs, Jester, Spam, Zima, Zippo*, Gutterball, Futon, Chicken Jockey, Woz, Daisy, Crampon, Bobber

DISCLAIMER

PRAYER

COP

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imperial walker

hillbilly walker

ttt

mtn man pooper

sticky butt kicker

lbac

seal clap

THE THANG

The Thang

Thang 1 – Coupon Symphony of Suffering

Four complete rounds of:

• 15 Curls • 15 Swings • 10 Shoulder Presses • 15 Squats • 15 Bent-over Rows

Then a run to the end of the parking lot and back, which we all pretended was “active recovery.”

Thang 2 – Hill Requiem

• 25 Squats • 20 Merkins • 15 Sit-ups • 10 Burpees

Run to the hill’s midpoint and back.

Then reverse the order for a finale that no one asked for but everyone “appreciated.”

Mumblechatter

Nonexistent.

Like, eerily nonexistent.

It was as if we all silently agreed that air was more valuable for survival than words. The sound of coupons hitting the ground was louder than the conversation — a rare occurrence indeed.

Notable Moments

• Zippo slipped out early, leaving us to speculate on whether it was a critical work meeting, a family emergency, or simply a race against the clock that nature always wins. • Gutterball did not complain out loud (we think), which is somehow more unsettling than hearing him complain. • Chicken Jockey stayed upright the entire time — a small victory worthy of a slow clap.

MARY

None.  Whatsoever

CIRCLE OF TRUST

PRAYER

MOLESKIN

Final Thought

Today was proof that sometimes the most meaningful conversations are the ones we don’t have — mostly because we were too busy gasping for oxygen. Well done, men.

ANNOUNCEMENTS

You’re awesome.  I’m awesome. Together we are awesome.