🌄 Ugh, Ugh, Ugh, Piss 🌄 As the stars still twinkled in the pre-dawn sky over Johnson City, nine HIMs (High Impact Men) – WOZ, PBS, Gutterball, Valance, Jake, Ghostrider, Jester, Jobs, and a fashionably late Broadway – gathered in the crisp air of a 5:30 AM morning. The temperature
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Episode 88: 🌟 Cold Morning, Hot Workout: F3’s 2000s Throwback 🌟
With the mercury dipping to a chilly 26° F, six PAX – Jake, Gutterball, Zippo, Honeysuckle, Woz, and Bobber – braved the cold for Zippo’s first day as AOQ with a Dora-style workout that was as intense as it was nostalgic. Accompanied by a soundtrack straight out of the 2000s,
Rain or Shine, We Grind: The F3 Deck-of-Cards Downpour Derby
🌧️ Overcast and Rainy Workout with the F3 Crew 🌧️ On a day when the sky couldn’t decide between a drizzle and a downpour, four brave souls – Jester, Jobs, Jake, and Toto – gathered under the Portico. Dodging raindrops like they were dodging responsibilities, they embarked on a workout
🎄 The Post-Christmas Calorie Crusher 🎄
Intro: ‘Twas a workout after Christmas, when all through the park, Not a creature was stirring, except Jake and Fireball, ready to embark. The weather was mild, in the low 50s they say, But as they started their workout, the skies turned to gray. 🌧️ 🎅 Back Blast: In the
🎄Twelve Days of Christmas F3 Style
🎅🎄 Ho Ho Ho, Merry Fitness! On a crisp and clear 31-degree morning, six brave souls – Spam, Jake, Ghostrider, Jobs, Bisquick, and our special guest from the Windy City, Sumo – gathered under the twinkling stars. As the moon shone bright and full, casting a cool, silvery glow, we
Ladder Legs Back Blast
Ladder Legs Back Blast Date: [Insert Date] AO: [Insert AO Name] Conditions: A rainy and chilly morning at 45° PAX: 5 brave souls DISCLAIMER Standard F3 disclaimer given. PRAYER Opened with a brief prayer. COP – Warm-Up Despite the rain, we kicked off with: 10 IC Imperial Walkers 10 IC
49 and Feeling Fine
Date: 12/2/2023 AO: #Arrowhead Conditions: Clear and Cool PAX: 3 DISCLAIMER & WARM-UP We kicked off the day with a dynamic warm-up to get our blood pumping. The PAX crushed it with: Imperial Walkers Hillbilly Walkers Slow Squats Willie Mays Hayes Etch A Stretch THE THANG In honor of my
Do You Remember When Bobber Cared?
We began our warm up and then Bobber showed up… that is not supposed to be the case. Jake is the one who is always late. Zippo quipped, “Do you remember when Bobber cared?” thus the title of the back blast. DISCLAIMER PRAYER COP The PAX started with a warm-up
Iron Paxish
It was a cool and crisp morning, perfect for some iron paxish action. The moon was out, we had an FNG – welcome Little John-, and the PAX were ready to grind. DISCLAIMER Always modify as needed. Don’t hurt yourself. PRAYER Thankful for the day and the strength to get
Farmer’s Frenzy Fiesta: The Galactic Edition 🌌
On a cool, clear morning, 11 brave souls gathered under a sky so clear you’d think we were auditioning for a role in “Star Wars”. The moon, big and full, looked down on us like a proud parent watching their kid’s first school play. And let me tell you, the