The Unshuffled Deck of Death

Disclaimer

58 degrees – perfect weather for 13 PAX, with coupons in hand, needing a beatdown.  YHC brought a deck of cards, but didn’t check whether they were shuffled well enough since 2.0s used them last.  The result?  The unshuffled deck of death and lots of mumble chatter.  Hearts were found mostly on the bottom of deck… saving the best for last.

Warm-up

• Motivator from 8
• Overhead claps 15
• LBAC 15 IC
• LBAC Reverse 15 IC
• TTT 10 IC

The Thang

Mosey to amphitheater

Deck of death round 1

• Hearts = burpees
• Diamonds = curls
• Spades = never cross Dolly
• Clubs = lunges (R+L = 1)
• Joker = bridge lap

Deck of death round 2

• Hearts = merkins
• Diamonds = overhead press
• Spades = LBCs
• Clubs = smurf jacks
• Joker = bridge lap

For this beatdown, YHC choose to assign face card reps as defined in the F3 Exicon (Jack = 11 reps, Queen = 12, King = 13, Ace = 14).  We finished about 1/3 of the deck for round 2 when time ran out.

Announcements

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Moleskin

No time

COT/Prayer