Northeast Tennessee

Rain or Shine, We Grind: The F3 Deck-of-Cards Downpour Derby

Northeast Tennessee Arrowhead (Indian Trail) Johnson City

🌧️ Overcast and Rainy Workout with the F3 Crew 🌧️

On a day when the sky couldn’t decide between a drizzle and a downpour, four brave souls – Jester, Jobs, Jake, and Toto – gathered under the Portico. Dodging raindrops like they were dodging responsibilities, they embarked on a workout that was part nostalgia, part pain, and all fun. With ’90s hits like “Ice Ice Baby” and “Can’t Touch This” setting the mood, they warmed up with a series of exercises that would make any ’90s kid proud.

Warm-Up:

  • Little Baby Arm Circles (10 count forward and backward) πŸ’ͺ
  • Imperial Walkers (10 count) πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ
  • Hillbilly Walkers (10 count) πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
  • Slow Squat (10 count) πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
  • Mountain Man Poopers (10 count) πŸ”οΈ
  • Sticky Butt Kickers (10 count) πŸ‘
  • Arm Pretzels (10 count) πŸ₯¨

The Thang – Deck of Cards:

  • Diamonds: Peter Parkers (2 count) πŸ’Ž
  • Hearts: Australian Snow Angels (4 count) ❀️
  • Clubs: Freddie Mercury (4 count) ♣️
  • Spades: American Hammer (4 count) ♠️
  • Aces: 10 Overhead Presses with Block πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
  • Twos: 20 Curls with Block πŸ’ͺ
  • Threes: Little Baby Crunches (30 count) πŸ‘Ά
  • Face Cards: 10 for mortals, 11-13 for beasts 🦁

Finishing Strong:

  • Squat Bomb from 5 πŸ’£
  • Mosey to the Stop Sign and Back 🚦
  • Monkey Humper Bomb from 5 πŸ’

Circle of Trust:

As we caught our breath, we reflected on the importance of cherishing the firsts in life, and the magic in witnessing the firsts of others. In a world that’s always rushing to the next big thing, sometimes the most extraordinary moments are in the seconds, thirds, and fourths that we share with others.

Announcements:

Don’t miss the convergence at the end of the month at Arrowhead! It’s going to be epic! πŸŽ‰

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