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The Bearmuda Triangle

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Damp, drizzly 56 degrees. The leftovers of tropical storm Beta.

DISCLAIMER

PRAYER

COP

Pax were to hold a plank to the song Bodies by Drowning Pool. Every time its screamed “let the bodies hit the floor” do a mule kick (24), every time there is a count (1, 2, 3, 4) do a ‘Merkin (21). Otherwise hold the plank for 3:20.

THE THANG

Last week was national talk like a pirate day. YHC felt this was something to be celebrated by taking 7 brave PAX to the Bearmuda Triangle. The triangle consists of 3 ports: the amphitheater, the sundial, and the bike repair area. Pax are to travel to each port by bear crawling. Each port has 3 different exercises, PAX are to start at 20 reps and add one for each full round completed.

• Amphitheatre

• Peg-leg squats • Boat-canoes • Diamond ‘Merkins

• Sun dial

• Crab jacks • Hold a plank (20 seconds) • Mermaid raises

• Bike repair area

• Seal Claps • Carolina dry docks • Cap’t. Morgans

MARY

YHC was reminded with about 20 seconds left that this was a 45 minute trip so no time for mary, no complaints were heard

CIRCLE OF TRUST

PRAYER

Thanks to Kardashian for suppling AV equipment.

Props to Whoppi for doing all that with a ruck.

For those interested, here’s the playlist:

Bodies – Drowning Pool, Drunken Lullabies – Flogging Molly, Keelhauled – Alestorm, Sleep is for the weak – Dreadnaughts, I’m shipping up to Boston – Dropkick Murphys, Shipwrecked – Alestorm, Seven deadly sins – Flogging Molly, Drunken sailor – Happy Ol’McWeasel, The Captians dead – Paddy and the Rats, Black Sea gale – Dreadnaughts, Hang ’em high – Dropkick Murphys, Have a drink ya bastards – Skels